May 2013
imgonnariverdance:
kurumixoxo:
c-0-ld:
ioncedreamed:
windspray:
glorifies:
dysphorism:
bubblevortex:
copy and paste yourself into my bed
and delete all of your clothes while you’re at it
we can get a little alt of ctrl
shift your way over to me now
back the space between us
and enter me
i’m 600% done
you can’t Esc
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
2 tags
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
sandilaughingalonewithsweetrolls:
strifeandslash:
Alabama is just a state where you read the name and it just kinda instantly screams “SHITHOLE”
yeah pretty much
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
3ds more like $200 pokemon machine
monkeysandplaybills:
vgkait:
shutupaubrey:
parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids
I feel like this ask should be a part of this post
that’s literally the plot of spring awakening
wastons:
“tumblr is the place you can go to without feeling judged”
forbrightskies:
If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend, Dear [insert URL here],
sirseahorse:
stabsinthe:
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
Justin Bieber as a judge on the x factor
Justin: that performance was not swaggy
Justin: you dont have uh like the swag we're looking for
Justin: uh
Justin: swag
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
wearejohnlocked:
maakara:
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why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone
hey grandma you gotta read this johnlock smut fic
Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me....
How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
